Very Sane Montana Republican Will Let You Retire At 600, Maybe
In Montanastan, there’s this rich techie guy, Greg Gianforte, a Republican who’s giving some thought to running for governor in 2016, just like every other successful business guy who’s ever thought...
View ArticleAlabama Church Will Give You Shootin’ Lessons If You Give Your Heart To Jesus
Are you a little old lady who lives round about Chilton County, Alabama, who got a gun for your 90th birthday, because your crazy grandkids never can figure out what to buy for Mee-Maw? Last Christmas...
View ArticleBryan Fischer Knows Dinosaurs Are Really Just Ginormous Grandma Bible Lizards
Whatcha doin’, Bryan Fischer? Solving science and convincing Wonkette that we have been completely wrong about this whole fundamentalist Christian thing, and just in time for the birth of Our Lord And...
View ArticleKentucky Gets To Pay Creationists To Dress Up Like Noah’s Ark Bible...
Exciting news, if you’re a creationist! If you’ll remember, a very weird creationist man named Ken Ham, who literally believes the earth is about five minutes old and all the dinosaurs died like eight...
View ArticleTexas School Board Candidate Can’t Wait To Teach Kids About Obama’s Gay...
Time for a dispatch from Texas, where the book larnin’ happens. The Texas Freedom Network, which does the yeoman’s work of trying to keep actual education in Texas schools, would like to introduce us...
View ArticleLouie Gohmert Pretty Sure Space-Queers Wouldn’t Be Very Good At Saving Humanity
Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!
View ArticleDumb Kentucky ‘Noah’s Ark’ Lit Up In Rainbows For Christmas, To Stick It To...
God’s Gay Cruise It’s been a while since we’ve talked about that idiot creationist Ken Ham and his dumb Noah’s Ark Bible theme park, where you get to learn, based on the totally valid precepts of...
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